Monday, February 20, 2012

Magnet Car

This battery-powered, Eco-friendly, super-cool, red, car is my own invention and is so energy efficient, that it is almost completely free to drive!  

Warning!  Only drive this vehicle behind people you don't like or don't know ‘cause it decreases their driving mileage by a lot... like a whole super-dang-did lot.   

Now, on how to use:  First, you must wait for a car to pass in front of your Magnet Car and then you must push the gas, or magnet pedal in this case, to trigger the electrical flow and pull you out of the driveway and into the traffic.

If the subject you’re sucking gas from turns the wrong way, simply let go of the magnet pedal so you won’t roll sideways into oncoming traffic.

You get the idea; a simple magnet car made for simple you by smart me!   




Enjoy!

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